• April 9, 2014 - Domestic Renewable Heat Incentive Released - Solar Thermal has got the great government funding through the Domestic RHI which it deserves! Solartwin Solar Thermal panels have just become not only a cost cutting and very green option to heat your water but now you will receive additional... More →
  • November 6, 2013 - Notice to Solartwin customers - Letter's from Stenfield & Co - A number of Solar Twin Ltd customers have been in touch this week to query a letter they have received from legal firm Stenfield & Co. - The content relates to Solar Twin Ltd's liquidation, and claims that customers "undoubtedly paid more than... More →
  • July 12, 2013 - Renewable Heat Incentive Updated - Solar Thermal to have Heavy Support - The Government have today released the Renewable Heat Incentive: The first step to transforming the way we heat our homes. If you are looking to buy a SolarTwin System contact Genfit. "the scheme will be open to anyone in these groups who installed... More →
  • May 27, 2013 - DECC announce they are doubling the RHPP grant for solar thermal from £300 to £600 - Solar Thermal Panels Receive Huge Renewable Heat Premium Payment - Solar Thermal has received a huge boost, it's a great time to buy a Solartwin Product. - Greg Barker tweeted about the scheme - - Big uplift for #RHPP Vouchers to put a shot in the... More →
  • February 14, 2013 - Solartwin DIY reviews - SolarTwin Reviews from Reviewcentre - "Review Centre is a community of real people, just like you, sharing their product and service experiences. - Our community of reviewers are a passionate bunch who want to help you discover what's right for... More →
  • January 17, 2013 - Crackdown on aggresive solar selling - YouGen, a leading consumer body serving the renewable and energy efficiency sectors, is calling for a change in the law after a review by the Office of Fair Trading revealed unscrupulous selling tactics by solar and other energy efficiency... More →

Solar jokes.

Collected by our brilliant panel, chaired by Ray D A Shone.

Our punishingly powerful page aims to brighten a new generation by shining a light on the current state of solar. How? First, we pylon the puns directly. Then we modulate and invert them alternately. That’s watt we do. This stellar page connects a full spectrum of so-called humour, reflecting tastelessly on a bubbling new dawn in solar energy.

Focussing on solar thermal, we admit we are not tapping bright minds, instead we are plumbing new depths and going right to the (trip) wire in our search for groans. Selectively and fluidly. Nevertheless, one can see from every rooftop that this is a hot topic, and not one to rail or blow a fuse about, but, as with PV, a parallel topic to switch to, as the coating of your eyes glazes over.

Energised by this electrifying introduction? illuminated by a new sunny outlook? Hot with ideas? Feeling sparked to wire us your star solar joke? Burning to charge us with joke-plagiarism? To dump us in hot water, to string us up? No pressure. Transmit to us your transformational radiance: we might even plug it. Series. But more likely we will resist and make light of it. Just like the nuclear physicist who, instead of going to meter, went fission.

Here goes…

Q – Why did we never get to see the first ice cream land on the sun?
A – It arrived at night.

Another about time…

Q – Why is the idea that you can tell the time by looking at the sun just a load of nonsense.
A – Have you really managed to make out the numbers?

Time for a blonde joke…

Q – Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
A – It finally dawned on him…

Another intellectual joke…

Q – What do you do if you find a green monster?
A – Put it in the sun until it ripens.

Another energy pun

Q – Wind turbines?
A – I’m a big fan.

Back to awful puns…

Q – What do you call a silly old man?
A – Fossil fool.

But seriously though…

A new U.N. report says the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. This is starting to get serious, because originally they predicted it would destroy the planet.

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Domestic Renewable Heat Incentive Released

Solar Thermal has got the great government funding through the Domestic RHI which it deserves! Solartwin Solar Thermal panels have just become not only a cost cutting and very green option to heat your water but now you will receive additional funding too! The Domestic RHI rates – Released April 2014 Ofgem have produced a […]

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Notice to Solartwin customers – Letter’s from Stenfield & Co

A number of Solar Twin Ltd customers have been in touch this week to query a letter they have received from legal firm Stenfield & Co. The content relates to Solar Twin Ltd’s liquidation, and claims that customers “undoubtedly paid more than you should have and it is highly likely that you will have been […]

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The Government have today released the Renewable Heat Incentive: The first step to transforming the way we heat our homes. If you are looking to buy a SolarTwin System contact Genfit. “the scheme will be open to anyone in these groups who installed an eligible technology since 15th July 2009” so if you have a […]

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Solar Thermal Panels Receive Huge Renewable Heat Premium Payment Solar Thermal has received a huge boost, it’s a great time to buy a Solartwin Product. Greg Barker tweeted about the scheme – Big uplift for #RHPP Vouchers to put a shot in the arm of the market ahead of full Domestic #RHI tinyurl.com/ktxz3o2 — Greg […]

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Solartwin DIY reviews

SolarTwin Reviews from Reviewcentre “Review Centre is a community of real people, just like you, sharing their product and service experiences. Our community of reviewers are a passionate bunch who want to help you discover what’s right for you.” (Review Centre) We are well rated on review centre, this shows the excellent product quality of […]

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